Top Worst Jury Duty Excuses


I thought OJ Simpson was innocent


I jay walked three times on the way here


I once sued a judge for giving me jury duty


My father’s bosses’ brother knows a guy who witnessed this crime


I know who shot JFK


My therapist told me it’s unhealthy for me to sit next to 11 other people


My intervention is during the trial


I still haven’t seen the season finale of “Game of Thrones”


I’ll be on trial for murder that week


I plan on being on house arrest


My mom said I’m not allowed



My dog ate my conscience