Top Worst Jury Duty Excuses

 

I thought OJ Simpson was innocent

 

I jay walked three times on the way here

 

I once sued a judge for giving me jury duty

 

My father’s bosses’ brother knows a guy who witnessed this crime

 

I know who shot JFK

 

My therapist told me it’s unhealthy for me to sit next to 11 other people

 

My intervention is during the trial

 

I still haven’t seen the season finale of “Game of Thrones”

 

I’ll be on trial for murder that week

 

I plan on being on house arrest

 

My mom said I’m not allowed

 

 

My dog ate my conscience